a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post
I’m laughing way too hard
Had my headshots done for the play i auditioned for last week and decided to post them here
when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
found this gem in tyler’s favorites
I can’t breathe
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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Youtubers tweeting about Sam Peppers latest video
- High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
- Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
- Actual College Professor: lol same.
- Person: I have an idea
- Me: So did Hitler
when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you
The floor is lava!
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE